> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
>engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
>Genie pops out of it.
>
> "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes
>total" says the Genie.
>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
>also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>
> Pooooof! With a blink of t he Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
>forever made fertile for farming.
>Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around
>Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all
>Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state.
>
> "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
>wall around those countries..
>The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
>about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet
>thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually
>impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
>
> The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
>Pooooof!
>WORLD PEACE !!
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