Racial Jokes

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.

Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Education class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?
A. The Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage - along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
fairytale???
A. A Northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...'
A Southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ........

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the

[sparta4188]

I lq2m on a couple of those!

[cheeseburger]

OMG
You should know better than to make fun of people due to their race, beliefs or orientation.
But me, naw, I'm too stupid to know.........

What is the difference between a pizza and an african american fellow. ONly one can feed a family of four.

What do you call four mexicans, one chinese guy and three african american fellows....
a sprinkler (spic, spic, spic, spic, chink, nikker, nikker, nikker)

A chinese fellow comes home from a night of heavy drinking. Feeling permiscuous her crawls into bed next to his wife and whispers into her ear... Hey babe, how about a little 69? She jumps up total upset and yells... You son of a beech, you go out drinking with your friends all night and then you come home and want me to make you chicken and broccoli with dumplings...

What is the difference between and Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? one less drunk

Oh, I could go on but I do not want to UPSET anyone.