One Wish

[David]

A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly

the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you

one wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I

can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard

for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time

and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish

that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she

feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,

why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how

I can make a woman truly happy.

After a somewhat lengthy pause, The Lord replied,

'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

[TIMe2Ride]

An oldie...but a goody!!! :lol2: