ok.... the other day i was in my den messing with my fishing gear. It was around 2pm on that real hot day, so my windows were wide open and i was enjoying the fresh air. i hear a voice outside and knew it was my neighbor, 24 year old cutie very nice girl with a great body. i overhear her asking her mom to throw her a towel and some tan accelerator. so i did what any man would do and look out the window to try to catch her in her bikini. BUT.... for those of you who don't know me i am only 5' 2". no i am not a midget i am the 3 foot cyko. ok so back to the bikini girl. my den is a dorma which spans most of the back of the house. The windows are higher off the ground cause it's built into the attic and thats how most dormas are built in my neighborhood. my vision gets blocked by the window frame cause i'm only knee high to a grasshopper
so i grabbed the chair at my computer to stand on so i can see out the window without having to jump. so as i get up on the chair, and look out the window and see just what i expected, cutie in a bikini, well, as i am looking down at her she looks up at me, so i move real qwik the chair swivels i fly into my new flatscreen monitor and knock it off my desk, it falls on the wooden floor and breaks. i didn't even use it yet. i should kick my father in the arse for marry a woman just as short as he
IF I WERE ONLY 5 INCHES TALLER
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